everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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