MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
The best revenge is premature balding
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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