Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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