I wish I could teleport
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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