i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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