Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We are all done wearing pants today
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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