Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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