You made me cry and you don't even care
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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