I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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