I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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