Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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