Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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