He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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