There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Enjoy the penises
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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