It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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