Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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