We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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