I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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