He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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