I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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