There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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