The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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