I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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