So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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