This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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She's the barista slut.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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