i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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