btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
What a dumb baby whore.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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