Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
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I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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