WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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