Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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