I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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