He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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