After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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