I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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