i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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pedialite and red bull = repair kit
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Cover your peen. We're going out.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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