That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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