I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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