So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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