Christians are straight up FREAKS
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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