i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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