i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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