Welp...herpes.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm having to shit out rocks
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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