Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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