i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
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.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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