Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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