I cockslap morals
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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