nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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