Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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