i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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