But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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